I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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