Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize