i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
