just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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