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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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