I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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