I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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