You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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