Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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