I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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