at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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