M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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