just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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