You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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