isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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