I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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