google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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