He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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