Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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