he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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