only if we run a train.
done.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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