I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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