wake up i wanna do it froggy style
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just gargled with NyQuil
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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