you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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