Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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