so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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