Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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