Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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