she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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