I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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