Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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