you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
We left the knife in your bed.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
