Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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