The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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