I hate your face
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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