He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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