It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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