if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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