he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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