He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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