It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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