Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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