Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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