Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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