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(626): View more from California

i need an iv and a liver transplant

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(718): View more from New York

Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(419): View more from Ohio

There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.

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(404): View more from Georgia

The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

How are you and the lady friend?

(336): View more from North Carolina

Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.

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