Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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