I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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