It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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