I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
