i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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