Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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