at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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