U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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