Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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