No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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