I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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