god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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