glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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