Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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