If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
