Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize