HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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